Okay I'm a gnome. Now what!!!
so happy to be a gnome :o). there should be a site like this for aspiring orcs, though.
Thanks for letting me be a gnome.
I have been gnomed yet again. Thank you for this wonderful experience.
i enjoy being a sleepy gnome, thank you
HELP! the human converter isn't working! I am still lazy gnome! what do I do? I cant reach high shelves and im sick of eating mushrooms and eggs!
I've been G-NOMED!!!!
can confirm authenticity, reunited with gnome brethren with this site.
this doesn't work!
10/10 would recommend.
How thoughtful to include the anti-converter :)
I'm a gnome now... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!
Ho ho ho ho ha ha! Hello there me ol' chum! I'm not a Gnelf, I'm not a G-noblin, Imma G-nome, and you've been GNOOOOMED
I was a gay human, now I'm a gay gnome My life has improved 100%
I used to be the ultimate lifeform, but somebody transformed me into a gnome, and now I can only be a gnome or a human. Please add a "Convert back to the ultimate lifeform button". Cheers.
There was a time in my life where I was lost, and one might even say Gnomeless. I struggled to find meaning in what was once a simple life with my wife Charlotte and my sons Gerald and Stephen. We raised our boys to be good men, the kind of men we wished our fathers were. In a sense, we were trying to recreate a life long since gone. Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The crops dried up, and as if things couldn't get any worse, my beautiful wife of 18 years was hit and killed by a runaway train. The funeral did little to comfort the heaving loss of the only woman I ever loved. However, my luck was to change, as I was reunited with my estranged brother. It was him that introduced me to I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping me along my journey to become a sleepy gnome. I can only hope my sons come across this and discover the fate of their dear old dad. I love you boys. Gnome on.
i is gnome.
I'm G'not a G'nelf I'm G'not a G'noblin I'm a G'nome AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED
this was anticlimatic

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