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i am sleepy gnome i slep

Wow! This really works, doesn't it? I've noticed that a non-listed side-effect is the desire to wear tall pointy hats.

thanks for this man it brought me to tears!!! ive always wanted to be a gnome thx for making my dreams come true i thought it'd be impossible

I enjoy to be gnome

Thank you for making my night that much more fun :) You Rock!

I thought I wanted to turn into a gnome, but when I pressed the button, it was terrifying! I am so grateful there was the anti converter so I could turn human again. I now know that being a gnome is not for me! No disrespect to any of the gnomes, obviously.

I don't like it. Everyone is suspicious of the hat. TSA thinks I have a bomb under there. Kids think I'm hiding candy or gold (???????). The FBI checked for classified documents ffs!!! Everytime I try to use the human thing on the webzone here I get gnomerolled, please help, I've got gnome more willpower left in me

i love being a glass blowing worker gnome who likes punk rock and folk music thank you

I LOVE being a Gnome! Thank you so much, my life as a human was so unsatisfying. Now, in my Gnomish state, I am free to glass blow, eat children, and listen to Punk Rock!!!11!! I never want be a Human again, I much prefer frolicking in the Faerie Forest with my Gnomish friends. Many thanks www.BECOMEAGNOME.com@!!!!@!!!@!!!

The weakness of my inferior human form holds be back no longer. I am very grateful to this wondrous website for helping me achieve perfection. yippee! :D