Guestbook
i haven't been able to stop thinking about
gnome and dwarfs for days now.
so the only logical thing i could do was
asking Google "I NEED TO BECOME A GNOME".
i did not think i would actually get a solution to my problem but im very thankful. <3 löve löve
On Saturday, February 18th, 2023
Gosh diddly dang it, I guess I'm a gnome now. I can't wait to do gnomey things like steal children in their sleep and feast on them.
On Tuesday, January 24th, 2023
WowoWooWowOwOW I'm a gnome. I Can't wait to eat my friends first born child! Thanks website gods :D
On Tuesday, January 24th, 2023
This makes me so happy. I never knew! Being a gnome is better than anything! EVEN PICKLES!
On Monday, January 23rd, 2023
i'm gnot a gnelf
On Tuesday, January 17th, 2023
Ever since I became a gnome, I have been able to live my life in a way I have never had before. I am as happy as ever now that I have unlocked my full potential as a happy gnome!
On Wednesday, January 4th, 2023
Ever since I've become a gnome I've never been happier, probably because I was given the happy gnome form. I never want to change back!
On Wednesday, November 30th, 2022
Oh my god me and my bestie got the same gnome transformation and now we're gnomies!!!
Very epic, loving gnomehood, gnome/10
On Monday, October 17th, 2022
Me and my friend became random gnomes and are the same gnome. Brothers. Gnomers. It feels so good to be seen. Thank you.
On Monday, October 17th, 2022
gnome time
On Saturday, September 10th, 2022
Thanks to this wonderful website, i am now one with the gnomes. I may be a deaf one now, but i'm already living the life, also i already ate a small child. Again, thank you creator of the website for this!
On Monday, August 15th, 2022
Truly an amazing website. I am forever changed, and ever grateful. I feel more connected to nature,the Earth, the moon... I can never repay what this site has given me.
On Tuesday, August 9th, 2022
Thank you so much! Being gnome is awfully amazing! Thank you!
On Wednesday, June 8th, 2022
Hello gnomes how do I now if I’m now a gnome
On Tuesday, May 10th, 2022
I am gnome, or am I?
On Monday, May 9th, 2022
I liked punk rock like the frequently asked questions said but I always had front row seats and my ears literally got blasted off my head from the sound waves coming from the amplifier and I am now deaf.
On Monday, May 9th, 2022
I’m a sleepy Gnome and I have never been more happy!!!!!!!!!!
On Monday, May 2nd, 2022
I've been gnomed.
On Friday, April 22nd, 2022
Bowen. Where is the Gnome? Gnome?
On Tuesday, December 28th, 2021
Holy shish! I'm a gnome! I love Sauce and JoJ!
On Tuesday, December 28th, 2021