Guestbook
i enjoy being a sleepy gnome, thank you
On Wednesday, February 12th, 2020
HELP! the human converter isn't working! I am still lazy gnome! what do I do? I cant reach high shelves and im sick of eating mushrooms and eggs!
On Thursday, February 6th, 2020
I've been G-NOMED!!!!
On Monday, January 27th, 2020
can confirm authenticity, reunited with gnome brethren with this site.
On Wednesday, January 1st, 2020
this doesn't work!
On Saturday, November 23rd, 2019
10/10 would recommend.
On Tuesday, September 17th, 2019
How thoughtful to include the anti-converter :)
On Sunday, June 9th, 2019
I'm a gnome now... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!
On Tuesday, March 26th, 2019
Ho ho ho ho ha ha! Hello there me ol' chum! I'm not a Gnelf, I'm not a G-noblin, Imma G-nome, and you've been GNOOOOMED
On Wednesday, March 13th, 2019
I was a gay human, now I'm a gay gnome
My life has improved 100%
On Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019
I used to be the ultimate lifeform, but somebody transformed me into a gnome, and now I can only be a gnome or a human.
Please add a "Convert back to the ultimate lifeform button". Cheers.
On Thursday, December 13th, 2018
There was a time in my life where I was lost, and one might even say Gnomeless. I struggled to find meaning in what was once a simple life with my wife Charlotte and my sons Gerald and Stephen. We raised our boys to be good men, the kind of men we wished our fathers were. In a sense, we were trying to recreate a life long since gone. Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The crops dried up, and as if things couldn't get any worse, my beautiful wife of 18 years was hit and killed by a runaway train. The funeral did little to comfort the heaving loss of the only woman I ever loved. However, my luck was to change, as I was reunited with my estranged brother. It was him that introduced me to www.becomeagnome.com. I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping me along my journey to become a sleepy gnome. I can only hope my sons come across this and discover the fate of their dear old dad. I love you boys. Gnome on.
On Tuesday, November 6th, 2018
i is gnome.
On Friday, November 2nd, 2018
I'm G'not a G'nelf
I'm G'not a G'noblin
I'm a G'nome
AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED
On Sunday, October 21st, 2018
I AM NOW A GNOME! THIS IS AWFUL.
On Tuesday, September 4th, 2018
this was anticlimatic
On Tuesday, June 19th, 2018
Great I turned into a gnome haha
On Thursday, May 10th, 2018
I find this offensive to Gnomes everywhere.
On Tuesday, April 3rd, 2018
i signed this book today! i did not use tech, sorry.
On Tuesday, March 13th, 2018
Thank you for fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a gnome. Wait. I have no fingers. How am I typing this?
On Monday, March 5th, 2018