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I'm a gnome now... THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!
Ho ho ho ho ha ha! Hello there me ol' chum! I'm not a Gnelf, I'm not a G-noblin, Imma G-nome, and you've been GNOOOOMED
I was a gay human, now I'm a gay gnome My life has improved 100%
I used to be the ultimate lifeform, but somebody transformed me into a gnome, and now I can only be a gnome or a human. Please add a "Convert back to the ultimate lifeform button". Cheers.
There was a time in my life where I was lost, and one might even say Gnomeless. I struggled to find meaning in what was once a simple life with my wife Charlotte and my sons Gerald and Stephen. We raised our boys to be good men, the kind of men we wished our fathers were. In a sense, we were trying to recreate a life long since gone. Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The crops dried up, and as if things couldn't get any worse, my beautiful wife of 18 years was hit and killed by a runaway train. The funeral did little to comfort the heaving loss of the only woman I ever loved. However, my luck was to change, as I was reunited with my estranged brother. It was him that introduced me to www.becomeagnome.com. I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping me along my journey to become a sleepy gnome. I can only hope my sons come across this and discover the fate of their dear old dad. I love you boys. Gnome on.
i is gnome.
I'm G'not a G'nelf I'm G'not a G'noblin I'm a G'nome AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED
I AM NOW A GNOME! THIS IS AWFUL.
this was anticlimatic
Great I turned into a gnome haha
I find this offensive to Gnomes everywhere.
i signed this book today! i did not use tech, sorry.
Thank you for fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a gnome. Wait. I have no fingers. How am I typing this?
Every day, I'm livin like Larry
Aah! When I did a search for 'become a gnome', I had no idea I'd come across an entire site dedicated to helping folks do exactly that! What a lovely surprise! I'm a happy gnome now!!! Excellent service, would absolutely recommend. I'm truly glad this exists. Thank you.
I love being a gnome just as much as I love memes
you turned me into a beautiful gnome
this is one of the best sites i have ever visited. thank you gnome :)
Thank you for making me happy again as a gnome
I love being a gnome!


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