On Tuesday, April 3rd 2018
I find this offensive to Gnomes everywhere.
On Tuesday, March 13th 2018
i signed this book today! i did not use tech, sorry.
On Monday, March 5th 2018
Thank you for fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a gnome. Wait. I have no fingers. How am I typing this?
On Friday, February 9th 2018
Every day, I'm livin like Larry
On Sunday, January 14th 2018
Aah! When I did a search for 'become a gnome', I had no idea I'd come across an entire site dedicated to helping folks do exactly that! What a lovely surprise! I'm a happy gnome now!!! Excellent service, would absolutely recommend. I'm truly glad this exists. Thank you.
On Tuesday, December 12th 2017
I love being a gnome just as much as I love memes
On Friday, December 9th 2016
you turned me into a beautiful gnome
On Thursday, December 8th 2016
this is one of the best sites i have ever visited. thank you gnome :)
On Monday, November 28th 2016
Thank you for making me happy again as a gnome
On Friday, November 25th 2016
I love being a gnome!
On Sunday, November 6th 2016
You have made my dream come true. thank you.
On Wednesday, October 12th 2016
This worked for me it's how I really got my start online. Thanks for turning me into a gnome.
On Saturday, October 1st 2016
Oh man. I love gnomes.
On Friday, September 23rd 2016
MUST BE GNOME!
On Thursday, September 15th 2016
Eu amo um pudim... ahhhhh que delicia cara!!!
On Tuesday, September 13th 2016
I just realized Gnomes can't type...
On Wednesday, August 31st 2016
i became a gnome and then returned back to human
had a fun time 10/10
On Monday, August 29th 2016
On Friday, August 19th 2016
is good to have a good elf games hehe XD
On Tuesday, August 16th 2016
What a fantastic website. My dream of becoming a gnome has been fufilled