There was a time in my life where I was lost, and one might even say Gnomeless. I struggled to find meaning in what was once a simple life with my wife Charlotte and my sons Gerald and Stephen. We raised our boys to be good men, the kind of men we wished our fathers were. In a sense, we were trying to recreate a life long since gone. Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The crops dried up, and as if things couldn't get any worse, my beautiful wife of 18 years was hit and killed by a runaway train. The funeral did little to comfort the heaving loss of the only woman I ever loved. However, my luck was to change, as I was reunited with my estranged brother. It was him that introduced me to I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping me along my journey to become a sleepy gnome. I can only hope my sons come across this and discover the fate of their dear old dad. I love you boys. Gnome on.
i is gnome.
I'm G'not a G'nelf I'm G'not a G'noblin I'm a G'nome AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED
this was anticlimatic
Great I turned into a gnome haha
I find this offensive to Gnomes everywhere.
i signed this book today! i did not use tech, sorry.
Thank you for fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a gnome. Wait. I have no fingers. How am I typing this?
Every day, I'm livin like Larry
Aah! When I did a search for 'become a gnome', I had no idea I'd come across an entire site dedicated to helping folks do exactly that! What a lovely surprise! I'm a happy gnome now!!! Excellent service, would absolutely recommend. I'm truly glad this exists. Thank you.
I love being a gnome just as much as I love memes
you turned me into a beautiful gnome
this is one of the best sites i have ever visited. thank you gnome :)
Thank you for making me happy again as a gnome
I love being a gnome!
You have made my dream come true. thank you.
This worked for me it's how I really got my start online. Thanks for turning me into a gnome.
Oh man. I love gnomes.

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