On Thursday, December 13th 2018
I used to be the ultimate lifeform, but somebody transformed me into a gnome, and now I can only be a gnome or a human.
Please add a "Convert back to the ultimate lifeform button". Cheers.
On Tuesday, November 6th 2018
There was a time in my life where I was lost, and one might even say Gnomeless. I struggled to find meaning in what was once a simple life with my wife Charlotte and my sons Gerald and Stephen. We raised our boys to be good men, the kind of men we wished our fathers were. In a sense, we were trying to recreate a life long since gone. Unfortunately, tragedy struck. The crops dried up, and as if things couldn't get any worse, my beautiful wife of 18 years was hit and killed by a runaway train. The funeral did little to comfort the heaving loss of the only woman I ever loved. However, my luck was to change, as I was reunited with my estranged brother. It was him that introduced me to www.becomeagnome.com. I would like to thank each and every one of you for helping me along my journey to become a sleepy gnome. I can only hope my sons come across this and discover the fate of their dear old dad. I love you boys. Gnome on.
On Friday, November 2nd 2018
i is gnome.
On Sunday, October 21st 2018
I'm G'not a G'nelf
I'm G'not a G'noblin
I'm a G'nome
AND YOU'VE BEEN GNOMED
On Tuesday, September 4th 2018
I AM NOW A GNOME! THIS IS AWFUL.
On Tuesday, June 19th 2018
this was anticlimatic
On Thursday, May 10th 2018
Great I turned into a gnome haha
On Tuesday, April 3rd 2018
I find this offensive to Gnomes everywhere.
On Tuesday, March 13th 2018
i signed this book today! i did not use tech, sorry.
On Monday, March 5th 2018
Thank you for fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a gnome. Wait. I have no fingers. How am I typing this?
On Friday, February 9th 2018
Every day, I'm livin like Larry
On Sunday, January 14th 2018
Aah! When I did a search for 'become a gnome', I had no idea I'd come across an entire site dedicated to helping folks do exactly that! What a lovely surprise! I'm a happy gnome now!!! Excellent service, would absolutely recommend. I'm truly glad this exists. Thank you.
On Tuesday, December 12th 2017
I love being a gnome just as much as I love memes
On Friday, December 9th 2016
you turned me into a beautiful gnome
On Thursday, December 8th 2016
this is one of the best sites i have ever visited. thank you gnome :)
On Monday, November 28th 2016
Thank you for making me happy again as a gnome
On Friday, November 25th 2016
I love being a gnome!
On Sunday, November 6th 2016
You have made my dream come true. thank you.
On Wednesday, October 12th 2016
This worked for me it's how I really got my start online. Thanks for turning me into a gnome.
On Saturday, October 1st 2016
Oh man. I love gnomes.