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I have enjoyed being a gnome. I wake everyday and decide what's the point and turn myself around, march back to my room and sleep for the rest of the day. I love my new life and want to thank you for this great new technology! I am now no longer a bum without a job. I have a purpose in life!
i enjoyed being a gnome. i asked my family if the they could see my gnomeness but they said no. (stupid humans) anyway be a gnome was not only fun, i discovered i could converse with my pet rock! i never knew he was so interesting! i hope to become a gnome again soon.
yeaaaaaaa
This site is just awesome. Thumbs-up!
This is an amazing website! At first I was like "Holy Crap!" Whats going on" but then I was like "O =0. I'm a deaf gnome!" So then I went to the human converter and then I became a worker gnome! I gardened the night away. THANK YOU!!!!!
i enjoyed being a gnome. i asked my family if the they could see my gnomeness but they said no. (stupid humans) anyway be a gnome was not only fun, i discovered i could converse with my pet rock! i never knew he was so interesting! i hope to become a gnome again soon.
i thoroughly enjoyed being a gnome...now everytime i see a gnome i stop by and say hello to them... they are very nice and i had soooo much fun, i wish i could stay a gnome but i have to return to my human self because i have human responsibilities to attend to*UGGGHHHH* but it was fun while it lasted
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So I turned myself into a gnome to see what it was like, and let me tell you, it was the most awful thing ever! You need to address side effects that may occur when people turn themselves into gnomes and let them know before they use your website that they could be in some discomfort! I changed myself back into a human and now I am fine. I fear that I will never be able to look at a gnome without running away screaming now.
This was totally pointless. It's only fitting that I found it on pointlesssites.com .
I only have one comment about this site.WTF!!!!! ps: im a deaf gnome pps:my site is stupid
i am a happy knome!!i tried the small child and folk music lifestyle.i didnt particularly like music, but lost 10 pounds on "the other other white meat'
WOW! i AM A DEAF GNOME! LOL! UR SITE = COOOOOOOOL!
I am a very, very happy gnome now. I hope that nobody screams at me.
This is incredible!
Although at first I was a little cautious that this site would steal my earthly soul, after research into the probability of GNOME x Pi equalling becomeagnome.com, I decided that the risk I had to take was too small about. Besides, Im a lazy gnome now and couldn't be bothered about the safety of my soul. Thank you for this brilliant matter-converting website. I must tell everyone I know, if I could be bothered. Ahhh... bliss!
Hi!
i love gnomes and this website.
i love gnomes and i have always been so very jealous of those lucky enough to have gnomeness running thru their veins........ but not anymore!!!!!! yay.
Gnomes... sweet. Random and awesome at the same time.
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