Guestbook
All I have to say is, since becoming a gnome, I can take walks in the woods, not have to go anywhere, and I don't have to eat as much. The only bad thing is my mom thinks I'm missing and left a gnome in the yard. She swears she doesn't know where it came from. Anyways, she kept me, I heard her say something about it looks like me. Sometimes she'll walk in the house and see me at the computer, I guess I'll change back now.
POOF!
On Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
I am a lazy Gnome
fits me!
lol, happy gnomeing!
On Sunday, May 2nd, 2010
i love gnomes.
On Friday, April 23rd, 2010
Great, I love it! And no-one can make me turn back!! No-one!!!!!
On Thursday, April 22nd, 2010
I've always wanted to be a gnome... you made my day!
On Sunday, March 28th, 2010
I AM A GNOME
On Friday, March 26th, 2010
I'm a happy gnome!
On Saturday, March 13th, 2010
Ignominious Gnomination
On Thursday, February 18th, 2010
Being a Gnome is so scary!!!!!! I became a happy gnome and then walked downstairs to find some mushrooms which i was craving. So i walked into the kitchen and my mom was sitting there and started screaming at me. I tried yelling back to tell her that it was me but i coudnt. Since i was a happy gnome all i could do was laugh heartily. She then proceeded to hit me with a broom. Then she sent the dog after me so i slid into the vent and i still reside there watching humans and eating small children
On Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Whoa. I'm sitting in detention then *poof* im a sleeping gnome. weird. i don't know how u guys do it, but it works.
On Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Wow, that was freaky, I even looked like a gnome, good job I used that Anti-Converter!
On Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
i turned into a magical walkin talkin nome so i get sold i havent moved yet and this nerd neighber walks past me so i scare him when he run in our house im in the yard and he runs past me and i say mad little one and he freaks out and cant sleep
On Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
Life was depressing and every day I would wake up just to wait for the day to be over, but now that I'm a gnome, life is enjoyable and I am a happy soul! Life has meaning and I'm happier then I have ever been! Becoming a sleepy gnome is a miracle!
On Friday, January 8th, 2010
ATTENTION FELLOW GNOMES!
good work on infiltration of himan culture! by transfoming into small ceramic figurines we have placed ourselves in the ranks of humans, putting ourselves in a position of extreme power! i know you must grow impatient but soon will be the time to strike! we will lash out in a co-ordinated attack against the human's "cat lady's" and "lonely middle aged men" striking a huge blow against their fowl tallness! all i can say for now is have patience and good luck
On Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
I feel bad. The other day a emo teenager walked up and threw me and i shattered into a million pieces.OWW!!!
On Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009
I would like to complain to the creator of this site. Since becoming a gnome, I was sold at a garage sale to an old woman, and am now expected to stand in front of her house 24/7. DON'T BECOME A GNOME! There's nothing to do except stand still all day. And it's broing. Also, grass is disgusting and country music is painful. DON'T DO IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
On Monday, December 21st, 2009
WOW! what a strangely wonderful site :D i have to say i have never seen any website quite like this before! i became PHIL the sleepy gnome from recomendation by christina ;)
On Thursday, November 19th, 2009
OH MY GOSH I have just become a gnome its so much fun and I recommend it to everyone!
On Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Yes finally i am a great ball of cheese and i like ponies and i have to use the bathroom yay :) i can eat grass finally without looking weird yay
On Tuesday, November 17th, 2009
I AM A GNOME
On Friday, November 6th, 2009