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I LOVE being a Gnome! Thank you so much, my life as a human was so unsatisfying. Now, in my Gnomish state, I am free to glass blow, eat children, and listen to Punk Rock!!!11!! I never want be a Human again, I much prefer frolicking in the Faerie Forest with my Gnomish friends. Many thanks www.BECOMEAGNOME.com@!!!!@!!!@!!!
Ian was here. IYKYK.
The weakness of my inferior human form holds be back no longer. I am very grateful to this wondrous website for helping me achieve perfection. yippee! :D
I'm a lazy gnome, took alot to type this...
i am a sleepy gnomor!! yipee!!!!!!!
i love being a gnome!(please free my family)
Made myself into a happy gnome (and my girlfriend became a sleepy gnome!) it's a dream come true! Thank you becomeagnome.com!
Ah enjoying a good chamomile as a newly turned gnome. Have a good gnome life
I DID NOT WANT THIS MAKE IT STOP AAA
rarw!
I am a gnome now I guess, so now only gnome thought remain. happy gnome year yall :3
I am a happy gnome, and this makes me quite jolly. Merry Christmas
I'm a damn gnome, I've got a bank to rob later, this isn't gonna work....
gnot a gnoblin
Majestic...
beautiful, I have always dreamed of becoming a gnome but for many years thought this was impossible. Thank you (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
h elp my new gnomeee fingerd too smalll 4 keyboard
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i love being a gnome thank you gnome website
This is beautiful


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